So you think you might want to go to Brazil. Here's what you really want to know:
The bathrooms are clean. In fact, Brazil is a 100 percent for clean bathrooms in the three weeks I've been here and that includes gas stations and public toilets at the bus station and airport. In general, it's a really clean place. The government employs a lot of people to go around cleaning all of the time. You don't see much trash on the streets and there are a lot of trash cans and the occasional recycling bin.
Get used to cold water. Tho it's not really COLD, more like tepid. Most people and all public places do not have warm water for the sinks. Everyone uses electric hot water heaters for their showers. Rumor has it that a lot of people have bare wires to their shower heaters, but I never encountered them.
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Don't expect air conditioning. Most Brazilians don't even like it, so if they have AC in the car, they don't use it. That's why God created windows and driving fast. Most hotels don't have AC. Don't expect heat either, but it was the farthest thing from my mind, that's for sure.
Speaking of places to stay... You are looking to stay at a pousada or a hotel. Definitely not a "motel" with an M. The word "motel" in Brazil designates a place that rents rooms by the hour for couples looking for privacy. Lots of people live with their families for many years. It's hard to get it on when mom and dad are in the room next door and your little brother is in the same bedroom. Or maybe you're just carrying on a torrid affair. It's fascinating, read more at
http://www.ruavista.com/love.htm.
Lots of signs, not much in English. In general I didn't encounter many tourists from the U.S. Europe is well represented. If you sign up for a historical tour or something like that, it will likely be in Portuguese.
Bargaining not required. If you're in certain shops, you can bargain for a lower price, but you better be buying in quantity. Pretty much the same rules about bargaining as in the U.S.
They drive fast and stop signs really are just a suggestion. They drive on the same side of the road as we do, so it's pretty normal, but in kilometers. There are lots of roundabouts and stop signs mean to slow down and look. If you were to stop completely, you probably will get rear-ended because the guy behind you won't be expecting you to stop.
Lock your doors. There's crime. Just like anywhere, the bigger the city, the increased likelihood of crime, but we always locked the doors at Peter's house when we left, even though it's in a small town. There's a huge market for things like electronics and computers, so definitely keep an eye on your laptop and camera.
How will I post every detail of my life on Facebook? Most modern folks I met all have wi-fi in their houses. Pousadas most likely will have wi-fi, but you better ask and it's probably going to be slow and sometimes it's just out entirely.